sperm

A nasty, white, creamy, glow in the dark, radioactive substance that is launched out of the males penis upon orgasm.

Sperm is vile and disgusting.

by Nick H. June 30, 2005

Sperming

Moving through a crowd to get to the front, commonly done at concerts. Not to be confused with Salmoning, which is walking against a group of moving people.

Lindsay: How did you make it to the front of the crowd?

Paris: I am a master at sperming.

by Deepthoughts December 30, 2011

sperm

1. vanilla ice cream
2. C.'s best friends
3. what's in A.'s hair right now
4. your mother's worst enemy
5. life ruiner
6. banana juice
7. the reason they invented abortions
8. mini jellyfish
9. bitter

SPERM sperm sperm sperrrrm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chocolategrape March 4, 2008

SPERM

S.P.E.R.M. is a system of classifying causes and effects in historical study. The classifications are Social, Political, Economic, Religious, Military and sometimes Scientific. Virtually every event or idea can be classified in one of these six ways. Sometimes a single event, especially more complex events, can be classified in more than one way.

Use S.P.E.R.M. to classify the various causes of the rise of Islam. Be sure you consider all of the facets.

by jmm June 27, 2003

sperm

A sperm is what comes out of the penis during intercourse(or ejaculation for that matter).

"During intercourse, the male's penis begins to produce and output sperm."

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

sperming

When you rub your dick skin against something. It feels fucking awesome.

I was sperming last night and it felt amazing.

by sperminggal December 15, 2017

sperm

To be or not to be that is the question. Famous quote from William Shakespeare, which sperms use derisively.

The sperm either make it to the ovary, or don't. Sucks for the ones who dont.

by Glutinator June 1, 2007