spermalator

The word that should be used to describe moving walkways/stairs in shopping centers due to the large amounts of sperm deposited on the hand rails because men often don't wash their hands after using the bathrooms in public places.

"She used the spermalator to get from the first floor to the second floor of the shopping center."

"Lets take the spermalator, it's quicker"

by foxxysamantha January 10, 2009

SPERMINATOR

Slang term describing Arnold Schwarzenegger - after producing a "love child" while married to Maria Schriver.

Now that the "news" is out about Arnold's affair and child....just have to rename the dude - THE SPERMINATOR

by FLNICEGAL June 11, 2011

shermanator

your everyday geeky kid with thick facial hair, a big nose and thick glasses, and usually has bad b.o.

Oh my god! Look at the new kid! Hes a total Shermanator!

by John January 6, 2005

Sperminator

One who is an utter nuisance, spontaneously combusts at the mention of anything he/she disagrees with, ruins the lives of others and truly believes that he/she is superior to all mankind. Sperminators are awful people if by chance you encounter one run away chanting loudly "you're an awful singer".

Ex. 1
Guy 1-The Sperminator is a serious asshole!
Guy 2-Yeah dude

Ex. 2
Girl 1-THE SPERMINATOR HUGGED ME :(

Guy 1-Burn your clothes and take a bath in bleach

by made in the usa January 8, 2012

spermiate

what a gay boy has for supper.
or to infiltrate an orifice with goo.

stevie sure did enjoy that spermiate last night.
lola was amazed at joe's ability to spermiate.

by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

spermicate

When you ejaculate onto something.

I spermicated into Chris Nocera's mouth

by samzazu July 15, 2010

Sperminator

ie; Sperminated, Sperminating, Spermination. The official title of a lesbians known sperm donor.

My Sperminator came over earlier, cross your fingers for me!

by MissTotos August 26, 2017