spermabilia

When a psychotic woman collects and saves sperm from the guys she sleeps with.

Dawn has a bunch of spermabilia, including used condoms, panties, and napkins with loads of dried cum in them. Sometimes she cheeks the load and then spits it into a sandwich bag.

by Tittsmcgee July 1, 2017

Spermadactyl

When a man gets on a 1 story or higher building and ejaculates into the women's eye on the ground floor.

The sperm then mimicks the movement of the Pterodactyl.
The man then proceeds to shouts Pterodactyl as loud as humanly possible.

" Is that nigga Spermadactyling off of Trump tower?"
"Yes"

by Fatjew SSE March 8, 2018

spermdose

a shitty meme page

Guy1: ever heard of spermdose

Guy 2: yeah his memes SUCK!
Guy1: haha I know right

by NOT THE PLACE YOU WANT TO BE December 22, 2018

Spermdodger

A woman who always ends up with cum in her ear

I had sex with this woman and when she got me off she turned her head, what a spermdodger

by obiwanbobi66 December 20, 2021

Spermato

A literal mixture of sperm and ketchup.
Sometimes used with chicken nuggets, stake, and shrimp. Can be used for bed time fun.

Yo dad, can I get some of this spermato for my dry ass nuggies?

by Spermy butt August 26, 2022

Spermatogenesis

The process of ejaculating whilst listening to anything in the ouvre of Phil Collins.

Listening to'Invisble Touch' caused me to perform sudden spermatogenesis which got me thrown out of the record store.

by TrotterW October 19, 2022

spermapalooza

to have a sperm party
also known as a dickfest.

come over over friday night, we're having a spermapalooza

by hannahtabbygraylin July 18, 2007