Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.

Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

slunching

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

urban spelunking

exploring sewer and drain systems in the city

"let me borrow your flashlight, man, we're going urban spelunking"

by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003

spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)

I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!

by alternabear June 8, 2015

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

spelunking

the sound your dead lifeless body makes when it lands in the bottom of a large chasm in a pitch-black cave you thought was cool to check out

The medical examiner explained the body was found in the chasm of a cave no doubt the deceased was spelunking...poor bastard

by boglin78 August 23, 2004

ass spelunking

Its Where a person jumps into another persons ass! Usually an insult to your fellow man.

Johhny stop being a fucking ass spelunking donkey raping shit eater!!! :)

by Omar Enrique Torres May 28, 2006