spent

1) to have used all of one's time, energy, and money

2) to be mentally, physically, and emotionally exhausted.

"friday night was too much, i'm spent."

"college life really wasn't for him, he came back after the first term spent as fuck."

by ronalddumb March 16, 2009

speeter

the spattering of pee, esp. off a solid surface such as the back of a porcelain urinal

He sauntered nonchalantly from the mens room, casually holding a glass of beer in front of his crotch to conceal the fact that he had speetered all over his khakis.

by Mars Redwyne April 12, 2007

Seent

seen

We seent choo, we seent yo white behind on da tee vee.

by irehs February 17, 2009

speeth

The act of placing two fingers if not three in the anus, and rapidly moving them in a thrusting motion towards the prostate. Also during this action, the person says these words: "Oh,, I can't hide these feelings anymore!"

Dude, were you just speething yourself!?

by Dave Knapp January 24, 2003

spentload

someone who, due to no fault of their own, is the 'quintessential', loser... Try as they might and with the best of intentions just can't seem to do or get anything right. A mans 'load' that would have been better off swallowed during oral sex, than fertilizing an egg, vaginally to create said person.

Hey, were you ever able to get those new leads from Glenn?

No! Never was able to get a single one. His father would have been well advised to have opted for a blowjob the night this clown was conceived. What a spentload that guy is.

by Taint Sniffer January 27, 2009

spent

How a male feels after suxual activity, after he cums.

Oh baby, oh, OOH. And im spent.

by Dirt McGurk February 13, 2005

spent nuts

Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.

Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005