Speedrunner

Somebody that spends most of their time in a game trying not trying to spend most of their time in a game

Dream is a speedrunner

by IdiotOverlord69420666 February 16, 2021

Spore Speedrun

Commonly reffered to as e-sex. spore speed run is when you are in vc watching a man named josh beat the spore world record. its also very hot and can be a way to find out if your friend is catfishing you with an e-girl alt

Big Tim: Hey wanna have e-sex
Wesley Weldman: ofc i love watching Spore Speedruns

by BrennansBread January 13, 2021

The Law of Speedrunning

The Law of Speedrunning dictates that:
- Every game in existence has a speedrunning community.
- There are no exceptions.

Someone made a speedrun of getting banned in Club Penguin.
Classic example of The Law of Speedrunning.

by NeonLines July 6, 2018

speedrun me

Often used in sexual intercourse. If a girl says this to you, she is most definitely a gamer, and wants you to fuck her as fast as possible.

Chloe looked up at Jake as he fucked her hard, and made out "Oooh, speedrun me!~"

by Ps3luver September 29, 2013

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?

Best pickup line ever in the smp

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

by Big beans the jeans January 26, 2021

speedrun.com

a website where you watch people rage at losing 0.1 seconds after forgetting to skip the cutscene, and people rub aganst a wall till they glitch out of the map

guy: loses his place at #4 on speedrun.com
*proceeds to destroy his keyboard*

by docter cat August 24, 2022

speedruning shorts

Yt shorts series made by joe caine.

Speedruning shorts!

by Why do i even exist September 25, 2023