David Sedaris

David Sedaris the author of such works as ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY and HOLIDAYS ON ICE. His wit, self-deprecating humor and mockery of social conventions are but the few delightful treats you'll find in his work. The true heart of Sedaris seeps through in his oddly endearing tales of self, family and loves. Sedaris is quite possibly one of the greatest writers of our time.

My sister and I pulled a David Sedaris last night when we scrubbed the calcium residue off our parents' shower then proceeded to rearrange their furniture while they were asleep.

by momentous January 12, 2005

shizzle speak

a language formed by rap gad Snoop Doggy Dog

fo shizzle nizzle (for sure nigga)

by mark zeman June 13, 2005

WoW Speak

WoW·Speak \wou-speek\ 1 An instantaneous explosion of cryptic, exaggerated, or meaningless talk, whilst playing WoW.

Player (Levicorpus): WTF there's trogg mobs everywhere, Dps them down. Bubble me I have no hp then I can cc these guys and we can loot.

Bystander: WTF

GF translation: He's using WoW Speak it means, There are Goblin bad guys all over the place, kill them, and help me I'm not doing so well my health is very low, then I can destroy these guys and we can steal their treasure.

by LevArtation February 20, 2011

friday speak out

A weekly friday gather of random thoughts. These thoughts are often jotted down on scratch paper and read aloud by the teacher. This was started by a teacher at Elk Grove High School by the nickname of K -Dogg. This wonderful weekly thing blossomed into a bashing on an infamous nerd who goes by the name of fortman. As of late the bashing has turned to another infamous nerd by the name of BoB, since fortman cosistently cries about these speak out occurences. DJ Jazzy is the one responsible for this abuse. His fellow classmates love his craziness and will hopefully go down in history for his friday speak outs. Some others who assist Dj Jazzy in the bashing include NGP,Lar Lar,The Mick, and the Rodamigo.

"Stay tuned every week for DJ Jazzy's Friday Speak Out!"

by DJ Jazzy Jurewicz May 3, 2005

Speak Now

Taylor Swift's popular album! Had the most selling records since 50 cent in 2004. Her third album that is so so amazing! The 21-year-old singer/songwriter wrote the entire album on her own and co-produced with longtime collaborator Nathan Chapman, who worked with her on Fearless and her 2006 self-titled debut. Features the single 'Mine'. Absolutely amazing cd!

me: Did you buy the new taylor cd?!!?
you: YESSS! i bought it!
me: whats it called?
you: Speak now!

by taylorswiftt fan January 23, 2011

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick

Former President Donald Trump's guiding principle in foreign policy, as well as in the bedroom. The opposite of Teddy Roosevelt's "speak softly and carry a big stick".

"Diplomacy? Nah, I want to hurl insults at people on twitter! You know what I always say, speak bigly and carry a soft stick!

by FuzzyDunl0p February 1, 2021

so to speak

Used after sentences to express that there is a metaphor in it. It can be generally interchanged with like-clause:

It is X, so to speak.
It is like X.

I love this jacket. I always wear it when I go to work. It is a uniform for me, so to speak.

by terb kund April 28, 2009