sped

A faggoty way to say "retarded". Originated when two guys were creaming each other's throats. One of them choked, and vomited cum all over the floor. It looked like the letters "SPED". So, like the dumbasses they were, they made a term almost as stupid as them.

"I am a fucking moron. I use the term sped."

by Bainemo April 14, 2005

sped

short for special Ed and can be used in any sentence

He instinctively ducked his head but the two were paying no heed to a passing biker as they sped south.
She stared out the windows at the telephone poles as they approached and sped off in a blur.
ur sped.

by UrAsimp September 08, 2020

sped

Marisa Astiz!

Maris is a sped.

by Not A. Prude January 28, 2004

sped

Txt version of the word "speed", as used by Tom Cruise in the follow up to Top Gun ("Tp Gn 2")

"I feel the need the need for sped"

by marcus jamieson-pond March 11, 2004

sped

"Africa is the safari?????!!!!! That's the safari???!!!! I thought that was like the jungle!!! Africa isn't the desert???!!!! But it's like near the sun!" -- Something a sped would say. Smh. MORE EXAMPLES// "If I pour water on this lettuce on my plate do you think it will grow?"//"Are Indians Arab?"//"80hd"

Ugh smh Lilly Rhee is such a spedmuffin.

by ashdbcbj55 January 30, 2017

sped

sped means special ed. don’t act sped or people will think you’re dumb asff.

me: you’re a sped ass bitch
bitch i’m talking to: how
me: bc you’re being fucking retarded
bitch i’m talking to: what’s sped

me: sped means special ed

by allyyy.15 October 16, 2018

sped

The gunk that is under a noncircumcised foreskin.

pull it back in the shower boys and clean the sped out

by fiftysevenhaddreams March 11, 2006