sharticle

A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air

Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”

by Nicholas D May 4, 2022

sharticle

The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.

Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.

by Estacada James September 25, 2006

Sesticle

George Lopez riding a giraffe.

"Dudez, i wuz in te afrikas and i seed a hurd o' sesticle!"

by Penis Hamburger July 2, 2009

Smarticles

anyone or anything that is smart and/or clever; These are the people who will be your overlords someday

"Wow, I didn't know that I was supposed to use the quadratic formula there, you're smarticles!"

"I know, now bow down to me

by Warhawk_825 April 4, 2010

Spastic edge

A person who is generally good looking but has something about them which isn't quite right whether that be a physical trait or apprearace from certain angles, mannerism or about their style/clothing. Often you know a person has a spastic edge but you cannot quite put your finger on the cause.

"The barman is fit but he's got a spastic edge"

"What a freak - they are a paragon of spastic edges"

by CindaBones March 8, 2009

Shafticles

Shafticels is a rare disease of the male penis, it is defined as when men have balls growing off the shaft of there penis.

OMG put it away justin, no one wants to see your shafticles!

by Flipoutsk8erguy August 23, 2005

Sharticles

A sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a shit and a fart.

Stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on Hugo's toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.

by His Goochness September 28, 2008