Spastamacunted

Absolutely, unequivocally shitfaced.

Luke: ''Look at Harry- he's so spastamacunted that he's basically become a puddle; I honestly can't tell where he ends and the vomit and semen begins.''

Harry: ''Please, I'm not drunk- I've been raped and have a head injury- I need a doctor''

Luke: ''Classic Harry- always joking around, covered in jizz''

by Anonymous submissions September 24, 2018

spasmanic

To be spastic in a manic way.

Jay is very talented but as the pressure of the day increases, he becomes spasmanic!

by danishgirl12 February 7, 2020

spyspacing

Spyspacing can refer to the reading of other peoples myspace comments, bulletins etc that are not necassarily intended for the spyspacer. This may be to gain information on a particular persons whereabouts so a seemingly coincedential meeting can be arranged..
possibly to beat the sh*t out of that person....
or so you can follow pretty girls.;-)

man: but..but.. how did you know i was here?
spyspacer: i spyspaced yo punk ass

friend: doing a bit of spyspacing i see.
spyspacer: aye.

by billcarr November 7, 2006

Spasgasm

When during masturbation, ejaculation causes you to have a seizure or a spastic attack

"Dude, last night I heard my brother having a spasgasm while masturbating"

by Mattu_Farlygard March 12, 2010

spasarhidi

greek word - literally "ball breaker." Used to describe somone who is a complete and total pain in the ass or annoyance.

Jeff's girlfriend is a total spasarhidi. She calls him every five minutes and flips out if she doesn't know where he is.

by greekmonkey April 15, 2004

spastard

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005

spasmastupiflid

A mixture of spasmatic, stupid, and flidicious, used as a derogotary term for another individual.

Timmy: Dad, I broke this vase...
Father: Ohhh Timmy... you're such a spasmastupiflid!

by Toady December 20, 2004