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PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought)

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued
OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!
by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2010
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Paranoid

Paranoid is the title of Black Sabbath's second album. It is often cited as one of the biggest milestones in heavy metal. It was released in 1970 and topped the British music charts. The album was originally going to be called "War Pigs", which is a war protest song and the opening number, but their record company made them change it due to the sensitivity about the Vietnam War.
2 singles came from this album. Paranoid and Iron Man, which would go on to become Black Sabbath's best known songs. Paranoid peaked at #61 and Iron Man #52. This album was also ranked 130 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of 500 greatest albums of all time.
Paranoid is a good album man.
by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006
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Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.
by LayItOnYou March 19, 2007
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Paranoiding

The act of making people paranoid

ex. when you try to break the blocks from under a person when they’re speedbridging in Minecraft
Stop paranoiding me
by MyerFire January 19, 2019
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Spasmanoid

Spasmanoid (noun): Derived from the combination of "spastic," which typically refers to uncontrolled, spasmodic movement or behavior, and the suffix "-noid," implying similarity or likeness, often used colloquially to refer to a person, creature or entity (e.g., humanoid).

In a medical or physiological context, "Spasmanoid" could be used to describe an individual or organism that displays consistent, spasm-like, or erratic movements, especially in the head or upper body area. This could be due to a neurological condition or other medical causes.

In a metaphorical or social context, it could denote a person who behaves in a highly erratic, unpredictable, or volatile manner, demonstrating metaphorical 'spasms' in their actions or reactions.

Please note that if used to refer to people, this term should be used carefully, as "spastic" can sometimes be perceived as derogatory or offensive, particularly when used to describe individuals with certain medical conditions
Fuck, you're a spasmanoid mate.
by Chris_Gray July 7, 2023
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ParanoidCoder

n) Person who lives in the land of teletubbies and works on a cool MOD.

n2) Has a really cool car and neato signatures.
ParanoidCoder I only have a heartattack when lomax finds another bug
by Lomax February 22, 2003
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paranoid

1)Someone who believes they are being hunted, esp. by everyone.
2)A Black Sabbath album that kicks major ass.
3)A song on said Black Sabbath ablum that kicks major ass.
1)You're always paranoid when you're on acid.
2)I'm gonna listen to 'Paranoid'.
3)You always headbang during 'Paranoid' when you're on pot.
by Psycho Bob September 7, 2003
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