spalker

A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.

Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!

Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.

by JRob August 22, 2005

Spaldy

Adjective, Use to describe modified cars that are done really badly. Usually on tiny cars, small engines, big stereos. Usually Micra's or Punto's.

Can also be tagged onto badly accessorised people.

Jesus look at the state of that car! It's spaldy! Dopey Bastard!

by Adam Fogarty August 16, 2006

Salyards Middle School

It's a fucking hell-hole, if you ever consider moving/coming to this school. DON'T...
It's utter shit and I know many people here who smoke dope.

Person 1- Hey bro, I'm going to go to school at Salyards middle school
Person 2- Fucking don't I'll smash your mom again if you go to the stupid ass fucking school

by Storm The Idiot March 31, 2022

Spal

Spal is Karl's cousin who is better than him at everything and is generally considered a "good" version of Karl

"Wow is that Spal I heard he is way better than Karl."

by SpaloniusRex April 27, 2022

neato-spalito

very cool, great, fantastic, groovy

That dress looks neato-spalito on you!

by kukatie1 December 28, 2008

spalpeen

a good for nothing gentleman

After discovering yet another mis-spelling in an intranet email John was heard to exclaim ' These spalpeens are nothing but rascals and pillagers of the English language. '

by MickJohn February 18, 2007

Spalonkathunk

An "ebonic" phrase meaning an extremely large buttocks that pertrudes out of the pants. This can be found in clubs or some street areas.

Dude look at that Spalonkathunk!!!

by Kyle Smeer July 29, 2008