Shainal

Participating in a threesome with Shain Friedman

I had Shainal this weekend!

by Shainal January 15, 2022

Cock Yard Spinal

Whilst outside, give a girl anal while she's doing a head stand. Works best in fall where the crunchy leaves on the floor make a delightful crunching sound, like that of the chicks spine.

I took a walk with your mom last night and, since the leaves were so nice and crunchy, i decided to give her a cock yard spinal.

by Jayjay Muggs October 18, 2006

spinalbiafalitis

A very serious back ache with restrictive arthritis like symptoms extending from the neck and shoulders down the spine to the lower back and hips. This condition is usually the direct result of extended sedintary horizontal activity such as horizontal folk dancing.

Sorry boss, I can't come in today, my spinalbiafalitis is flaring up again.

by PMSQueen February 7, 2010

spinal perplexia

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.

My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.

by amywarhol September 4, 2016

stainal

Anal sex that is messy and stains things.

Skeeter did stainal with his sister on my couch now it's ruined!

by WuddupBreh? January 23, 2016

Spinal

When another person's spine is protruding and pressed against your body. This also applies with elbows and knees.

As Charlotte pressed her body back against Nick, he could feel her skinny, bony frame poking into him. "Charlotte, you're so spinal!"

by The Little Bear February 16, 2018

Spinal clacker

Slamming a person to the ground and applying trauma to the spine.

I was in a bar fight and slammed the bouncer to the concrete and caused a spinal clacker.

by Whisker Biscuits December 19, 2019