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When you go on holiday and get bent over and arse fucked by the locals. Especially if it hurts.
Waaah! I can't sit down because Huan and Carlos and Manuel and Miguel (and even thier sister Maria somehow) gave me Spainal last night.
spainal by PeterPicklePenis June 26, 2008
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spinal fart 

an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.
My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.
spinal fart by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Spinal cracker 

A spinal cracker is a hand to hand fighting technique, in which a target is choked from behind and a knee is rammed into their spine.
The Commandos learned the spinal cracker technique to attack sentries.
Spinal cracker by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Spinal Tap 

England's loudest band. The main members are David St. Hubbins (Guitar and lead vocals), Nigel Tufnel (Lead Guitar), and Derek Smalls (Bass). Rumour has it these guys are actually the American actors/filmakers Michael McKean, Christopher Guest and Harry Shearer (who also plays many characters on The Simpsons) respectively. Best known for their 1984 rockumentary "This Is Spinal Tap", directed by Marty Di Bergi (who, rumour has it, is really the well known film maker Rob Reiner!).

Filmed an entertaining sequel in 1992 called "The Return of Spinal Tap" which mostly featured live footage of them playing a gig at the Royal Albert Hall in 1992, plus some interviews.
1. I love Spinal Tap! I love the old stuff, and I love the new stuff!

2. Spinal Tap's amplifiers go to 11. Thats one louder, innit?

3. Spinal Tap continue to fill a much needed void in the music business.

spinal adjustment 

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.
Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)
spinal adjustment by theinstigator December 13, 2013
An area of your back that cannot be referred to by using specific terms such as muscle, tendon or vertebrae.

Coined by Mike Tyson.
"I broke my back... my back is broken" "Spinal."
spinal by JCS Bricks December 28, 2005

This Is Spinal Tap 

BLOODY GREAT 'rockumentory' called 'This is Spinal Tap - basically its about a fictional English Heavy Metal band called Spinal Tap (no!!!) who include Nigel Tufnel (guitar) Derek Smalls (bass)and David St. Hubbins (guitar) and a range of 15 drummers who all died. One in and 'unfortunate gardening accident' and another 'spontanoeusly combusted' on stage leaving nothing but a green blob on his seat, on their 'Smell the Glove' tour. Bit of Sex Pistols, and a bit of every 80's hair metal bands EVER. I would be here 4eva talking about it so GO RENT/BUY IT AND WATCH IT!!!!!!
Does for rock and roll what "The Sound of Music" did for hills
This Is Spinal Tap by heehee July 29, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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