spifferblabzing

Spitting up ice cream on a girl while she goes down on you. Alternatively, reading Gravity's Rainbow while waiting for a call from a former girlfriend on Passover.

"I was spifferblabzing on that ho. Boy did I screw up."

by Drunk Lawyer July 3, 2009

Spaffed

1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

Spiffer

The root of all things that lounge in the awesomeness of spiff.

Spiff can be traced back to ancient Anglo-Saxon society when kings would ride through the shitholes of England. The people would be liberated from their shit shoveling lives by the spiff surrounding the king and his knights.

This is true, bitches...

Spifferific, Spiffy, Spifftastic, etc...

I'm really feeling the energy of that spiffer...

by Rick James June 21, 2004

Spuffer

A good looking male; male equivalent of female totty, crumpet, eye candy or a bit of alright.
Spuff (colloq)

That guy over there! Wow, what a spuffer.
Yes, he's a real Spuff

by Luanda Pym February 1, 2006

Spaferpillar

n., Penis

"Woody pees on Phil's spaferpillar.'

by norm the awesome October 4, 2008

Swaffer

Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!

"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"

by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015

Snafferbuffle

A common, usually tropical flavored, topping for a cannabis muffin that originated from an Asian stoner. It can be any shape or size, but is most commonly found in the likeness of male and/or female genitalia.

Jessica: Hey Max! Did you get the Snafferbuffles for the weed muffins?

by Jessaberrystoner May 31, 2016