An organization for the most useless of the useless. Makes people feel like they are part of something to give their puny life's a lift. Follows an extremely funny structure that makes the rats in the maze think they are doing something. Morals? no thanks that word sounds very dull and boring. Have no friends? Dint have such a "kool" K-12? Do you desperately seek to socialize? Want to know where the parties and events are at? Join a sorority. They will group you and a bunch of other girls that signed up and will give you a part in a Greek label. And now you are magically best friends, or shall I say sisters with people you never knew in your life but are meaningless exactly like you and I. Follow every bit of influence, satisfy every bit of pressure, follow tradition, trust everyone around you, and most of all, make sure you blend in so you too can be in with the crowd.
I didnt have any friends and nothing to do at my new school. So I joined a sorority. They helped me out. Now I am in charge of holding the beer pong for my sisters every weekend.
by knowit October 24, 2008
Get the Sorority mug.1. A collegiate organization for women who either subscribe to the ideals of fascism - specifically the belief that ordered communities of learning should be structured along arbitrary social lines of division which should then be distinguished from one another by the letters of an extinct alphabet and further reinforced by secret ceremonies and pledges of allegiance to their clan - or for women who just want to get drunk and screw around a lot.
2. A community of college age women who are united in their passionate thirst to shop, especially when it comes to buying themselves friends.
2. A community of college age women who are united in their passionate thirst to shop, especially when it comes to buying themselves friends.
Although the above definitions do not apply to any sorority in particular, I believe they nonetheless characterize the spirit of most sororities currently active in United States academia.
by nethcev! August 18, 2006
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When a female age 18-22 has pledged a sorority at a college and has morphed into an all-knowing, self-centered, entitled brat. They treat everyone like they are pledges, and say phrases such as "you're uselss" or "you're pledge class freakin SUCKED now bark like a fucking dog"
Mom, like get me a fucking drink bitch. I pledged 4 months before you, SHOW ME SOME RESPECT.
Wow my daughter has total Sorority Syndrome.
Wow my daughter has total Sorority Syndrome.
by haahahehehe January 5, 2011
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by J "Assman" T March 15, 2011
Get the Sorority Handshake mug.When a female spends a lot of time, money and effort to put together an outfit and or look that appears sloppy, effortless and thrown together. An attempt to look trendy without looking like you tried too hard.
"Have you seen Francie's outfit today?"
"Yea, whats going on with her chandelier earrings, seven jeans,funky top, wedges and old school Prada bag?"
"Don't let her thrown together look phase you, she put a lot of time and money into that ensemble. She's so sorority grunge."
"Yea, whats going on with her chandelier earrings, seven jeans,funky top, wedges and old school Prada bag?"
"Don't let her thrown together look phase you, she put a lot of time and money into that ensemble. She's so sorority grunge."
by ACB22 May 5, 2009
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"Look at those Tri-Delts up there...all of them are wearing sorority pants!"
"Look at those Tri-Delts up there...all of them are wearing sorority pants!"
by pseudonympants March 10, 2009
Get the Sorority Pants mug.Large framed sunglasses commonly worn by sorority girls, celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, and gay men (note: not to be confused with aviators). Often accompanied by Ugg boots, miniskirt, two polo shirts (each with collar popped), and a complete lack of dignity. Manufacturers include Chanel, Dolce & Gabbana, and Gucci.
Frat boy: Dude, look at that blonde chick over there. I wanna bang her.
Non-frat guy: The one in the sorority goggles?
Frat boy: Yeah, dude, and the Uggs. Do you think she'll be up for it?
Non-frat guy: Shouldn't be too hard. She's a tri delt.
Frat boy: Can I borrow a condom?
Non-frat guy: Sure thing. But before you introduce yourself, put your collar down. You look like an idiot.
Non-frat guy: The one in the sorority goggles?
Frat boy: Yeah, dude, and the Uggs. Do you think she'll be up for it?
Non-frat guy: Shouldn't be too hard. She's a tri delt.
Frat boy: Can I borrow a condom?
Non-frat guy: Sure thing. But before you introduce yourself, put your collar down. You look like an idiot.
by Robert B. July 30, 2008
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