Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005

skoozie

A skoozie is a skanky female that is inclined to seeming like WHITE TRASH, hense beer in the kozie...thus SKOOZIE

What a skoozie! That beer guzzling Alicia is such a skoozie in her cutoff overalls and box of condoms!

by Meghyn September 19, 2004

sooxie

n- The combination of both Sex and Cookies.

Lets have sooxie tonight.
I'll get the cookies & meet you in bed.
Sooxie is Hott!

by Jacqueline & Kristin August 9, 2006

sookie stackhouse

There's Twilight and then there's True Blood on HBO, the much more funnier, sexier, gruesomer and overall BETTER version of Twilight. Based off of the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris (which are ah-mazing!), Anna Paquin plays Sookie Stackhouse, a blond haired, big chested waitress at Merlotte's, a bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana. Whereas Bella will whine and cry and stutter for a couple months wearing the same outfit (don't know what im talking about? watch eclipse) when she doesn't have her man, Sookie finds her man and gets her man whenever she wants him. Whereas Bella can't stand the thought of ever being angry with Emo Edward, Sookie knows how to lay down the law with Bill. And while Bella fantasizes about the perfect sex moment with Edward (so cliche - on a beach in a beach house all by yourselves and it is sooo romantic - bleh) Sookie gets it hard and NATURAL. So while they both are fantasy, Sookie's is at least real, in a bearable way. Bella is too dramatic. Sookie is the beast.

Twi-hard: OMG Bella is so self assured! She can make decisions all by herself!
True Blooder: She jumped off a cliff - um, hello, suicide attempt anyone? - then sat in a chair for three months staring out the window wearing the same outfit because her boyfriend wasn't around to act all emo and depressed. Plus, if she wasn't stuttering and falling around behind Edward, she was giving Jacob a hard time by crashing on a motorcycle and threatening her life. Yeah, she's self-assured. Sookie Stackhouse never thinks about killing herself or sitting in a chair stinking up the whole place or falling over microscopic rocks.
Twi-hard: But Edward is sooo hot!
True Blooder: His chest is pale and disgustingly hairy. Plus he acts like he cuts his wrists in his spare time. Bill is smexy and doesn't act all emo.
Random person to Twi-hard: IN YO FACE!

by vern the fern March 9, 2011

soobies

A word used to describe womens boobies that are extremely saggy. saggy + boobies = soobies.

whoa dude, look at your grandma's soobies.

that bitch is pretty hot, but she got soobies.

by FBS April 28, 2006

Sloozie

another way to call someone a slut , a mix between the modern day slut and the old fashion term floozie. or just slooz is exceptable.

"that woman over there is a big sloozie"
" get me out of the bar, what a slooz fest"

by Sarah m j October 1, 2006

smoozie

The act of a female receiving oral sex

Ex: "Oh, he gave me a smoozie last night it was so nice."

He gave me a smoozie last night it was so nice.

by Crocswitsocs January 10, 2015