Sloth Cock

When a penis is so large its slouching like a sloth.

Sara told me Sam's dick is like a Sloth cock

by Sam Sloth June 26, 2016

smooth bottom

Term typically used in the gay male community for men who shave their ass hole.

I was happy to learn that Billy had a smooth bottom when I started rimming his ass hole.

by DuckbutterZ December 21, 2017

Drop Sloth

A security prevention involving a platform above a door, a release catch, and a very heavy three-toed sloth.

Buying the Drop Sloth was the best investment I've ever made. The last thing a burglar wants to encounter during a heist is a disgruntled sloth aided by the force of gravity.

by Petros March 10, 2004

sloth-cloth

An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.

The word is hard to say many times quickly.

The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 11, 2009

Smooth move, Ferguson

A phrase uttered when a person does a particularly silly or clutz-like act. (i.e. tripping, failing a pick-up line)

Used just like "smooth move," "smooth move, Ferguson" gets its origin from the NBC sitcom, 30 Rock in the episode, "Everything Sunny All the Time Always" Where Tracy Jordan wants to be in on the inside joke - "smooth move, Ferguson!"

(Someone just trips over their own foot)

You: "Smooth move, Ferguson!"

by Schmitty123 May 24, 2011

smooth af

When your cheesy pickup lines/something you do can win a girl's heart

g: do you realize that we 're never stop tasting our own tongues ?
b: how about i taste yours for a change?
g: whoa that was smooth af

source: tumblr.com

by amazing hot lady April 3, 2016

smooth operhater

A name for a person who tries to hate in a very discrete or sarcastic way without the subject audience knowing.

Lauren to Britney: "Britney wow, i really love those shoes where'd you get them?..ohh Target? omg cooool"

Lauren(Thinking out loud to herself, as Britney walks away): "Yeah fuck her, her shoes, and Target"

Tiffany (Laurens friend, to Lauren) wow Britney had no idea you were hatin on her, you're a smooth operhater.

by Lehmdawg December 23, 2010