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sooper

Sooper to be awsome
sooper sean is so coolo
by Dawn McKinnon September 3, 2003
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sooners

one of the greatest football teams in the NCAA. in what's accepted as the modern era of the sport (1945 - )the sooners currently hold the record for the most wins and have the highest winning percentage of any team.
"the sooners lost?? there must be a blue moon tonight"
by stg60913b February 18, 2010
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sooner

A cheat, a sneaky, no good person.

Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as "Boomers" and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called "Sooners."

The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams the Sooners in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the ignominious reign of football coach Barry Switzer when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.
Those are some low-down, cheating bastards.
What do you expect, they're sooners.

Some sooner stole my cash.
by T. Hearndon October 26, 2005
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the storerun

when you wake up after a long night of partying and there is some random chick from the night before, you can easily get rid of her with the store run tactic. you send your ho to the store for something completely random. it doesnt matter what it is, it could be duct tape even. the catch : only give them enough for busfare. if she doesnt figure it out and comes back to your locked door, simpy yell through the door "i gave you busfare bitch!"
"yo dude, i cant get rid of this chick man!" "dude, use the storerun!"
by firemannic February 4, 2009
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Soofer

A popular slang word for pretending to enjoy not having a female partner or a active sex life.
That damn Soofer is such a god damn dumbass!
by kryder2293 September 21, 2010
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sorerity

Noun. Annoying and persistent pain in the ass, as it's like sored throat. Ain't got no cure because it will keep coming back later.
Dick: Yo, ain't Sherry broke up with you?
Me: Damn man! that girl keeps calling me and bring back ol' time stories. She's one big time sorerity, I'll give her that!
by blakraytsf April 15, 2016
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sooner drip

When one puts lighter fluid up their asshole and then proceeds to squat over a fire.
Big mike burned his ass hairs trying to sooner drip.
by Asseater37 February 2, 2018
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