softonic

A piece of shit website that you should never download things from

Guy: Hey, i just downloaded this cool new program on your pc!

Me: ummm, where did you download it from?

Guy: softonic

Me: YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'LL SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR DICKHOLE!!!

by TheShortCake December 12, 2017

Softer Issue

When mans r dealin wit an issue an its soft

YOU SEEE DAT MAN. Crunch dat. Softer issue.

by TorontoHoodman123 April 29, 2019

Softhenic Petals

Softhenic Petals is a docile sword clan with some of the nicest and funniest members. If you ally with them you better bet they got your back when you need help with events. Softhenic Petals is a clan that doesn't need exploiters or degenerates but a community with fun and opportunities.

What is a good newgen clan?
Softhenic Petals is a good clan!

by ExoticPetai October 21, 2021

a softer world

A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.

"I lost my mind in a softer world."

by Captain Awesome February 4, 2004

Softener

Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.

My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.

by Airen521 February 7, 2021

Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.

Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.

by psycho_words March 15, 2011

Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014