odometer

The odometer is applied to a grogan or brogan. It measures the strength of the turd by using a nationality ranking system.

After a night eating cheap Mexican food, Larry's turds exploded out of his arse when visiting the throne... Larry dropped a Palestinian that night.

by Merv April 3, 2004

hodometer

a surveyor's tool used to measure distance.

Robert Hoddle used his hodometer to layout the grid of Melbourne, Australia.

by Jim Browne February 12, 2005

rollin' back the odometer

When a girl states she's had sex with way less guys than what's accurate out of fear that you'll assume she's a huge slut.

Mike: Dude, I should've totally fucked Meghan last night.
Frank: I heard she's a huge slut.
Mike: But she said she's only been with 3 guys.
Frank: Bro, no way! Her?... You know she's totally cracked the glass and is rollin' back the odometer on that one.

by Mike "Geesedawg" Greer April 21, 2016

Sodomite

One who "Rams" "Objects" or "Organisms" "Up" "Their" "Ass" or simply that guy who watches you in your sleep... Man! He's a Sodomite!

DAMNIT SODOMITE! Did I not tell you this isn't James Joyce's House?! Just go! He's free-of-charge!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (Rekanyze!) December 15, 2002

Sodomisers straps

Braces that hold trousers up or anything else on upper clothing that can be grabbed onto from behind by a gay mans fellow bummer. See also buggerers grips

He had the filthy buttlord by the sodomisers straps and supplied love to his butt they then enjoyed a lovely three course meal consisting of-
1. An anal johnson
2. An anal creampie
3. A Dirty Sanchez for pudding

by Gypsy Mcbonkon December 30, 2004

Sodomite

A rare element that is formed by the fusion of atoms in a stagnant mixture of urine and feces. It is worth more than gold, but has very little actual use, besides the fact that it's pretty.

Did you see that ring Joe got his wife? The stone is pure Sodomite!

by Meatloaf125 January 19, 2004

snoodometer

A device for measuring how keen someone is for a snoodle.

Steve's snoodometer is reading off the scale when he points it at Richard.

by JBiggler123 June 12, 2008