Sobriety

A brain left to decide without influences.

"A drunk man's words may be a sober man's thoughts, but the thought to keep one's mouth shut isn't makes sobriety not the worst thing."

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 4, 2020

fake sobriety

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.

Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.

by mcJoo July 7, 2008

Sobribery

When driving, it is called for when the consumption of alcohol or drugs combined with an encounter with a police officer require a cash payment or other service to remain out of jail.

It was only sobribery that kept Samantha out of jail when she got stopped by that cop. He sure left with a smile!

by Craig Burnsdie December 25, 2005

sobro

sobro is basicaly a dump filled with drunk rapests

im moving out of sobro

by Josh Zunik March 30, 2005

sobriety hangover

a) The general feeling of unpleasantness felt by alcoholics in the morning after a night of trying to sleep without the aid of intoxicants

Ugh... I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I hadn't had any beers and now I've got a wicked sobriety hangover.

by M B I February 26, 2009

Anti-Sobriety Activist

A person unwilling to admit they are an alcoholic or a drunk.

"Damn John, are you ever sober? I think you are turning into an alcoholic."

"Dude, d-dude.... i'm NOT an alcoholic... I'm a fuckin' anti-sobriety activist."

by Samus226 December 18, 2012

Sobriety

That thing you do when you’re grieving someone,- traditional in American Indian cultures or just a way of living.

Today I walked into a AA meeting house on “accident” and they gave me a charge on my phone when I needed it most. They welcomed me in, it was a men’s center, I took care of myself. It reminded me of my father, I had a coming to god and I remembered why I was being sober, it’s hard though, sobriety. I love you.

by anonymous June 14, 2018