Scaryola

scar·y·o·la
/ˈskerēələ/

noun: scaryola; plural noun: scaryolae

ANATOMY
Any of numerous varieties of (thankfully) rare areola mismatches, so visually jarring as to cause the finder an audible, Tourette's-like outburst.

Bart was none the wiser, despite a through digital exploration of Glenda's cardigan contents, however, the police lights caused him to decry, "I'll be damned, that scaryola is in the shape of an octagon and in no way near your nipple."

by MoltenPoo September 16, 2020

Scary Gary

Nickname for Pittsburgh Penguins forward GARY ROBERTS, who is just plain bad ass 24/7, even at 42 years of age.

Scary Gary will end the Ottawa Senators playoff run... again.

Scary Gary beat the shit out of Ben Eager, who is young enough to be his son... BAD ASS!

by McLovin' April 12, 2008

Searyx

Someone who strives to be the absolute worst at life. A sad, pathetic individual who opens his mouth way too frequently. Generally posts like a retard in order to attract the most attention to his moronic self and declare the most "pwnage".

A lover of young boys, lying out of his ass and cock.

Stop loving boys like Searyx.

The only person worse at life than you is Searyx.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Soraya

A very overprotective girlfriend and is very attracted to Sid. Soraya is beautiful and sweet and doesn’t even know it. She is the cutest and most perfect girl and she doesn’t even know it. She will one day realise how amazing she is after she meets her perfect guy or girl. When she meets this guy or girl she gives the best hugs and is very open. Her cuddles are legendary and when you watch movies together you never get to see the movie you just talk and kiss.

I loved her automatically she is perfect. She was such a soraya

by 🤓 geek February 26, 2018

scary tree

The new book by Stephen King

"Hey look at me, my next book is going to be about a scary tree" - quoted directly from King himself

by Mitchi August 15, 2004

soapy helicopter

When a man with gets his Penis (the longer the better), lathers it up in some bath/shower product, and proceeds to swing/rotate the penis on another person's head/face with the motion of a helicopter blade

Drogba was furious with Lampard's miss so after the game there was an 8inch black soapy helicopter waiting for him

by Burnagelore February 7, 2009

scary shower

When your uncomfortably high and you try to take a shower to come down and you feel sick, and it’s scary just seeing regular things, anxiety levels are real high

Dude 1- “Bro I was so high last night I had to take a scary shower”
Dude 2- “Shiet brother that’s the worst, I hate scary showers”

by Hashsmokinstoner April 23, 2018