Sturfing

The art of stoned (web) surfing. When sturfing you always end up with a search result nowhere near to that of which you intended. Re-tracing your sturfer steps to find out how the hell you found this site! Sturfing/Sturfer/Sturfed/Sturf/Sturfsearch

Dude I found this online while sturfing last night, it's funny stuff you gotta have a look. While looking up the weather forecast you find yourself sturfing a 'Cats who look like Hitler' site but you're not sure how you got there. That sturf then leads you to a name generator site and you're now known as ' MagentaBlade Blast Off Pigplanter Kid Playa O'Callaghan' but your friends just call you squeak for short.

by rocki peyote June 6, 2009

snorfin

to 'seem normal' and 'fit in'. trying to act normal and stay with the crowd

wow guys this kid is totally snorfin on us lets bail.

by shoebabe May 12, 2010

Log Surfing

Surfing the web while taking a poop.

"Dude you took forever!"

"Sorry bud, I was log surfing"

"That explains it. Lets go bowling."

by mrcbeezy May 11, 2010

Grundle Surfing

When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.

Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.

by JiffyPop69 October 8, 2010

surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.

While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment

by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016

Skeezer Surfing

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.

Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.

by Nov1707 March 26, 2009

Village Surfing

When a player of minecraft flies into the air with a fishing rod and throws the bobber onto an unsuspecting mob and then retracts the mob. The mob is seen flying up into the air above the player, and then, in most cases, hitting the ground and dying.

Tom:"So i was Village Surfing in Creative mode and flew up into the air with a fishing rod. I threw it down and it landed onto a creeper. Believe it or not, when i reeled in the bobber, the creeper came up with it and then hit the ground and died!"

Joe:"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about or who you are.."

by WhoaDere April 19, 2013