Snoiled

Getting snake oiled. To be sold something sold as being useful, but instead is a detriment. The product has more illusory value than true value. One get's Snoiled when: getting snake charmed out of money, losing time, losing their job, becoming depressed, then throwing a fit of rage regarding the product.

Step right up, step right up ladies and gentleman. Have I got an offer for you! If you show up before I start my presentation, you too can be snoiled! But snake oil can cure you! I'm trying to sell you useless things you don't need, but pretending they are worth something. If enough people show up, you'll get a valueless product for free.

Dude, I just got snoiled. He told me it would grow my hair back.

Did you know you could cure cancer with my positive thought product and random ingredient that is a placebo? Shirley thought so, as that salesman told her so. Her Tombstone simply reads: I Got Snoiled.

Hey Charles, do you see that soccer league getting Snoiled? They have to play in the Winter in a desert!

by Hissy The Snake May 31, 2015

Doozle Snoozle

A nose or a face appendage that can be hit or used for bodily functions.

Ex: Did you see that! He punched that ostrich in the Doozle Snoozle!

by Deadish_Elf March 12, 2018

Snoblet

A snob who dosent respond to people on twitter

an example of a snoblet : pull up your pants aka djknucklehead

* cough cough * kyle burns of the band forever the sickest kids

by Michael Mclouse October 14, 2009

snozlerob

it is when you suck the snot out of the nose then you spit it on the guys penis and give them oral

i was sick and couldnt breath so she sucked the snot out of my nose and gave me a snozlerob it was dank.

by mk jp rc March 1, 2008

Snoozle

When a man tries to fuck a woman with a flaccid dick so it's awkwardly stuffed into her pussy. It's like putting a string cheese back in its wrapper.

I snoozled the shit out of some bitch last night... It was casual.

by Kitty Vagina July 12, 2011

snozzle bites

Studs on each side of the nose, similar to 'snakebites'

'You know my friend, the one with the snozzle bites?'

by Simone-Zara January 13, 2006

Snoozle Bunny

A mythical cave-dwelling ginger creature with a cunning knack for guise and stealthy romantic rendezvous.

The Snoozle Bunny from 3158 creatively evaded detection for many moons.

by ADM Snoozle Bunny, USN retired August 12, 2012