Michigan snowstorm

When, in the throes of ecstasy, a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan. This results in a glorious dispersal of seminal fluid known as a Michigan snowstorm.

A Michigan snowstorm can be performed in one's own company, with a lover, or even at a gathering of friends.

by Mixmaster J-Rok September 10, 2008

Stinky Snowstorm

A stinky snowstorm occurs when you take a crap and freeze your poop in order to form a dildo. Once the dildo is formed the girl then uses on her vagina in order to please herself sexually.

Last night my girlfriend told me she had a fever, so i gave her a stinky snowstorm as a way to cool her down.

by Og Nick Bobbington March 2, 2010

Alberta snowstorm

An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.

Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?

Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.

by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012

Rosebud Snowstorm

Creampie of a prolapsed anus that turns into a cum swap.

Steve received the most amazing rosebud snowstorm last week. Nobody knew he had it in him!

by SusceptibleFollicle November 18, 2015

Alaskan SnowStorm

The Alaskan Snow Storm is a dastardly act of sexual villainy during heterosexual relations. The male and female establish an agreed upon location where he is welcome to come. When about to come, the male positions where established. Then in the final moment he wildly ejaculates all over her.

Chris: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan SnowStorm again.
George: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Chris: I know.

by Srwim January 30, 2022

Rosebud snowstorm

Prolapsed assholes cum farting on a cum swap.

Guy 1: I used to watch porn on the daily until I saw a prolapsed asshole farting cum.
Guy 2: Oh you mean a rosebud snowstorm?
rosebudpink sock

by Ohverbeing October 29, 2015

snowstruck

The combined feeling of being depressed or couped up at home, but elated that you have an excuse to sleep in and watch movies. Similar to cabin fever.

I am snowstruck with all the canned soup and a movies I've needed to wait out the storm.

by Michael Armani February 26, 2007