Frosty The Snowman

A game, where you get 4 of your friends, mostly guys, or girls who can squirt, where you all jack off into a hat(top hat is preferable), and the last person to cum, or the person who can't cum into the hat has to wear the hat in resembling a melting snow man.

Me and the guys played Frosty The Snowman last night, it wasn't fun.

by Tuxedo Ray April 7, 2013

Sleepy Snowman

The act of ejaculating on someones face while they are passed out drunk or in a deep sleep. They awake the next morning with dried and hardened semen all over their face and hair.

Last night my girlfriend came over and fell asleep early so I gave her a Sleepy Snowman. She was pissed when she woke up the next morning.

by Gregory J. Williams January 9, 2009

Snowman

One who sells cocain to make a living.

Let's go get some coke from the snowman!

by MurderByRhyme03 September 14, 2005

Rooftop Snowman

An activity conceived by 2 Buhler High School students in which a snowman is crafted by the finest Chicago snow on top of a high-rise next to the Chicago river. When this snow does not form into a snowman, these 2 amazing individuals typically make Rooftop Snow Angels instead...

A boy named Brandon had a dream. That dream was to create a snowman. He didn't just want any ordinary snowman...he wanted a snowman that was on top of a 16-story apartment building. Therefore he came to Chicago to build a Rooftop Snowman.

by yoohoo42 May 8, 2012

Terrorist Snowman

Dirty smut snowmen that chill on the side of the road in Mario Karts Frappe Snowland waiting for an unsuspecting driver to suicide bomb. Usually preys on those to shlammerfaced to drive in a straight line while playing Drunk Driving.

STAR POWER! Fuck you dirty Terrorist Snowman

by Kennysabigdumbbitch December 1, 2011

Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating on your computer screen when masturbating. Can be performed intentionally or most times, accidentally. Can result when you don't take care to masturbate at least two inches away from your computer screen.

I performed a rusty snowman and had to take my laptop to Best Buy, but they couldn't fix it.

by shmonroe August 24, 2016

Dark Snowman

The act of defecating in an ice chest, cooler, freezer, or any cold container. The likes of which results in a well preserved shit that can last long periods of time without decay or other changes in form.

I left my Yeti cooler unattended and when I returned to grab another beer, I grabbed a Dark Snowman instead.

by Lightwork May 7, 2018