Snorfle

The act of frequent random acts of play after a bath, usually by a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. The act generally consists of carpet diving, nose first,bouncing around like a bucking bronco and twisting side to side while laying on their back. Sneezing is the preferred accompaniment.

My corgi snorfled all over the living room after his bath.

by wrecknut January 15, 2013

snowflake avalanche

What happens when snowflakes are underestimated.

The Women's March was a snowflake avalanche.

by FactualObserver February 9, 2017

Snorblax

A person who is at least partially black and sleeps a lot, oftentimes too much and at the expense of other obligations.

A play on the name of the Pokemon Snorlax.

Adamson slept past dinner again? He's such a Snorblax.

by the jowl owl March 15, 2010

snortle

The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.

1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*

by BeeCan November 7, 2006

Snowflakephobic

The phobia of extremely sensitive people who are offended by anything and everything. These people tend to place themselves deep into minority groups.

Person 1: “This snowflake is trying to tell me that I don’t have an opinion on women’s rights because I’m a straight white man.”
Person 2: “God these people are making me snowflakephobic.”

by sicilianmilf December 31, 2021

Snorlando

Rare Snorlax evolution that evolves Orlando's into lazy IT technicians who sleep on the job.

God damn it, we hired a Snorlando. Good luck getting tickets resolved now.

by Dick Picker August 30, 2023

Snorelet

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.

It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.

by Rollo & Biff January 7, 2008