Snope

(n) A person who unquestioningly believes whatever narrative the establishment pushes; a gullible person, a rube.

This Snope straight-up believed Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction in Iraq!
My idiot sister is such a Snope - she thinks Hillary Clinton actually cares about women and girls.

by McSkutchlet June 16, 2018

Sinophile

n. adj.

1) A person who is attracted to all things Chinese.

2) A term used to describe, often pejoratively, a person attracted to Chinese culture, food, women, men, history, etc...

Friend: You remember that one kid on the 2nd floor?
Me: Yeah, the one with an altar dedicated to the Han Emperor?
Friend: Yeah, that guy.
Me: He was such a Sinophile, so what about him?
Friend: His Chinese girlfriend broke up with him and married some Chinese guy.
Me: Ha, fail. We shall celebrate this glorious event.
Friend: Yes, I agree, but what are we specifically celebrating?
Me: We are celebrating the fact that nation of origin owns love.
Friend: Ha.

by The H. July 26, 2008

slophmore

the name Slophmore, originally patented at JJHS, refers to a slut girl or slut group of girls in tenth grade. these girls usually have low self esteem, so their appeal is usually to older guys in the senior class. each monday you should look forward hearing a new story about which stupid girl sucked which douche bag jock's dick. these girls will typically grow up failing as gold diggers because they lack in good looks. you may find them in a trailer park with the rest of their illiterate family, usually headed by of one of the failed high school jocks whos priorities are yelling obscenities and drinking crap beer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how that slophmore ate that guys shit on saterday night?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, what a dumb bitch."

by hahastupidslophs January 15, 2010

slophound

Someone who has a foul or objectionable appearance or demeanor.

She's such a slophound; she'll have butt sex with anybody.

by SpermWaffle420 July 30, 2009

Snopesed

The act of embarassing someone who sent you a bogus email forward that has been proven untrue by www.snopes.com. This is done by using the "Reply All" email feature and letting every recipient the email went to (usually a couple dozen or so) that the original sender made no attempt at factually verifying the email.

Original email subject line:
(Fwd)Home Invasion Thwarted by Eleven Year Old Girl, Two Illegal Aliens Dead

Reply all:
Re: (Fwd)Home Invasion Thwarted by Eleven Year Old Girl, Two Illegal Aliens Dead

You've been Snopesed!
http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp

by Jamie Q. February 24, 2009

skopher

a mixture of marijuana and tobacco ground together for a most exceptional unity, it is only reffered to as a skopher if the batch is smoked out of a bong.

had me the tobacco and a grinder, I'm gonna make a skopher batch.

by nickdageinder May 6, 2008

snowhican

When the snow has cleared from most of your car, but a layer remains on the roof. This gives the appearance of the car having a white mohican haircut made of snow.
See also snowhawk.

Looks like bad weather further north. That car going past has a snowhican.

by Blue Jack March 9, 2009