gwyneth paltrow skin sonofabitch

in need of a tan

"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."

by havalaf October 6, 2009

snoofing

To sniff + snoop = snoof
Verb. The act of snoofing.

My dog gizmo likes snoofing when he takes a dump.

by B-Dang October 5, 2010

Snoogasm

The pleasure you get when you wake up in the morning and see you still have 2 or more hours of sleep before going to work or college.

I got a snoogasm at 5 in the morning, it was quite a relief as I had work 3 hours later.

by Worrier101 December 11, 2015

snoova sexual

A straight man who participate in gay sex and intimacies but consider himself 100% straight.

Hey yo boy is a snoova sexual Bro, you know he be banging all his homies, team members,and close homeboys.

by anonymous March 27, 2021

snooka

slang for snooker

(not to be confused with snooks)

J: Hey where you going?
K: Gonna play some snooka.
J: I'll come with you. Pass me my cue.

by upyours?! May 25, 2006

Snoova

a person who’s is homosexual and bangs 52k, 74k or 83k they are known for sucking eachothers dick

fuck snoovas and they dead ones

by fuck tsuppa and bk May 7, 2021

Snoof

Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs

Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.

Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain

Snoofa (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation Addict)
(Noun) a person addicted to snoofing

Snoofed
(Noun) as in ‘You have been snoofed.’
Slang: meanings “Case the joint” / “Check it out” / Make a killing” / Rip them off” / “Nick their ideas” / “Scam them”

• I think I have been snoofed meaning Ripped –off or Conned or Scammed
• They snoofed my pad meaning They cased the joint or were timewasters
• They snoofed my gen meaning They pinched my ideas, techniques and knowledge

To analyse resources and be questioning, with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain

For example,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8.To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)

Snoofing From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Snoofing is a combination of the words snooping and sniffing as it relates to Wi-Fi wireless network discovery. Snooping is the act of capturing packets surreptitiously, where as sniffing is the act of looking for Wi-Fi wireless network

by Alan Lee September 27, 2006