snofa

make a sofa out of snow...you get a snofa

hey lets go sit on the snofa

by henrizzle-yo February 2, 2009

Texas Snowday

A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.

"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.

by Green Soldier April 19, 2009

snoff

The act of sneezing and coughing at once.

::snoff::
Dude, what WAS that?!
umm a snoff...

by .m.... May 2, 2006

snoodle tube

snoodl toob(z)
(n) Any device by which two heterosexual men may engage in mutual penis touching without being considered homosexual.

(v) The act of mutually touching penises between two men while simultaneously maintaining heterosexual status among their peers.

(n)John and I did a little swordfighting last night after UFC on Pay Per View, but it's ok... we used your legwarmer as a snoodle tube!

(v)Hey Bobby, wanna go snoodle tubin' at my pad after the hockey game? Come on, I got PBR and a GIANT seedless watermelon, dude!!

by Plant Girl March 13, 2009

snoodildo

a dildo used to snoodle. it is pretty much an uncircumsized dildo

Bill: Hey John wanna come over and snoodle?
John: Nah i can't im busy, just use a snoodildo

by gmayo728 December 2, 2009

Snoldo's

The act of secretly caressing your girlfriends breast without her noticing.

GF: Oh my god I didn't notice you had your hand there.
BF: I had Snoldo's

by RKO111 July 12, 2011

Snoode

An individual who thinks of themselves as being better than or above others around them.

a) Hey man did you end up talking to that girl?
b) Yeah i did she was such a snood.
a) Well thats to bad, she did look kind of like a snoode tho.

by micahxxx December 2, 2011