Sneezing Poseidon 

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

Sneezing Poseidon by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019

Sneezing Damage 

When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.

Has nothing to do with Covid-19.

By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...

Sneezing Damage by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021

Sneezing Kerfuffle

When you're onset with a sudden violent sneezing fit and unfortunately rip a couple of suspicious farts.

Must of been some pollen or something, but I was folding laundry and started sneezing violently, suddenly I had the worst Sneezing Kerfuffle. Now I have to do more laundry.

Sneezing Kerfuffle by RodieJack August 22, 2021

Sneezing into the heater 

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

Sneezing into the heater by StingerMissile September 4, 2021

sneezing fudgesicle juice 

when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.

The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.

also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.

sneezing fudgesicle juice by KlausXXXPro January 1, 2023

Sneezing Dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.

Àang likes the sneezing dragon 5 days a week

Sneezing Dragon by Àang October 12, 2025

Sneezing Starfish

When your eating an ass out and the receiver farts.

I was eating my girlfriend’s ass and she gave me a Sneezing starfish, the taste was horrible.

Sneezing Starfish by Tundradriver10 April 16, 2026