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sneezing dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.
Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.
by J-Kizzle and T-Fizzle January 1, 2010
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Maryland Seedling

Those annoying cunts who buy a ton of expensive shit to represent their state but end up looking like total dousche bags. Occurs most often in Maryland.
Ben: that Will is such a Maryland Seedling and it pisses me off
Will: Fuck off Ben
by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017
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Siberian Monk Sleeving

1) The act of holding both hands inside the cuff of the opposite sleeve at once.
2) Usually performed by girls who are cold, it helps trap heat.
3) Similar to shirt tenting, or pulling your legs up inside your shirt.
Rosey: "I got soo cold today I was Siberian monk sleeving all day!"

Jeremiah: "Is the heater at your work broken?"
by DarkJer November 6, 2011
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Steeving Around

The art of doing nothing when there are important tasks in hand. Derived from Steve Jobs' latent disinterest at recalling any Apple products that have a design fault e.g the iphone 4 and instead thinking up future products with major design flaws that will cause the eventual decline of capitalism
Tom had been steeving around all day and did the sum total of fuck all.
by DrHenryMoody July 10, 2010
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Skeeving

Doing something Skeevy, or giving someone the Skeeves i.e. something creepy or gross.
He was totally skeeving on her facebook pictures.

Staring at someone while touching yourself.
by Eric B 4 Pres May 18, 2009
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sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.
Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.
by cale hadaway June 26, 2008
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Snelling

When your lazing around your house sniffing your friends jizz, selling your belongings for drugs and generally being a crack head.
Liam was at home snelling
by NigelPenisLover June 30, 2011
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