sneezy webster

You know when you are fucking a cow in the nostril and you block it's other nostril with your hand so it can't breath and has to open it's mouth and licks your balls with its tongue, that's a sneezy webster

Having sex with a cows nose is the crux of a sneezy webster

by Papa Burgundy December 1, 2007

sneetie

snail + sweetie: sneetie

someone who can't keep up physically and/or mentally

EX:
Sally: What's Fetty Wap? A food?
Willis: Have you been living under a rock sneetie, because you can't keep up!!

by KixxKray July 15, 2016

Sweetybag

A term coined by Carl "Carlvosior Griptape" Williams in conjunction with Geovanni Reda in a video posted on theberrics.com for a brown paper bag filled with assorted candies. There must be a balance between sweet and sour candies. Popular sweetybag items include, but are not limited to, Mike and Ikes, Sour Skittles, Sour Patch Kids, gummy bears/worms, and Lemonheads.

The other day, Dan and I made a killer sweetybag before going to the movie. It was amazing til the stomach ache came.

by zchswyr April 1, 2009

Sneeky Pete

the act of having anal sex and spitting on thier back(pretending to ejaculate)and when they turn around to kiss you, you blow it in thier face

I gave my girlfriend a sneeky pete and she got pist.

by lucas January 30, 2005

Fo'sneezy

A way of saying "bless you" or that you need to sneeze. Created by people making fun of the words created by Snoop Dog. However, it became slightly popular after awhile.

"Achoo!"
"Fo'Sneezy!"

or

"I so need to fo'sneezy, it's ain't funny, dog."

by Shadow Flare December 10, 2005

sleety

"When the weather conditions contain the only state of air-borne H20 which has been scientifically proven to be more miserable than eating dry oatmeal while wearing wet socks."

"Whenever it is sleety, I wish I were cuddled up at home with a warm blanket and a book."

"Dad refused to let the sleety weather dampen his spirits at the amusement park. The same cannot be said of the rest of the family..."

by markolai October 31, 2012

sneezy gonzo

After a guy ejactulates, you twist his balls up around and over top of his cock and then you tie them off with a rubberband until they turn blue. Hence Gonzo with a runny nose.

I gave Stewie a Sneezy Gonzo for his birthday because he gave me a jelly donut for mine.

by TouchTheSquid September 7, 2006