Smurftard

A Retarded Uneducated libtard in the BLUE Democrat Party that is a far left liberal

Shut the fuck up you fucking smurftard

by Big Black Patriot December 18, 2020

smartard

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...

J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...

by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007

saratarded

Blanket description of anyone who actually looks UP to Sarah Palin, believes she has any more intelligence than a potato, or ascribes to or agrees with the Tea Party.

Those Teabaggers are f*ckin' saratarded!

by Rocketfueler April 22, 2010

Snarfboarding

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.

Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!

by OfficialShoppingCart October 4, 2020

startard

One who is retarded at ordering at Starbucks.

That person is a startard.

by EwYor Ugly June 29, 2008

sartard

combines "sarcasm" and "retard" into a single word to describe someone who's incompetent with sarcasm.

I was talking to this fugly chick in psychology the other day, and she wasn't understanding my sarcasm. I think she is a sartard.

by MFJ,B April 6, 2010

Startard

Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.

" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "

" doucher. "

by TopHatVIP_69 May 2, 2009