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snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).
Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!
by Tyler January 1, 2005
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Oh Snapple!

Deriving from the term "Oh Snap", "Oh Snapple!" is a term simply meaning "Oh my gosh" or "Ooh". Can be used when a "Burn" takes place, or in any shocking, funny, or crazy instance.
Georgia- "Sasha, are you wikipedia?"

Sasha- "Not that I know of..."

Georgia- "Then why do you keep changing your story?"

Nicole- "OH SNAPPLE!"

Lynn- "Burn!"

Monica- " That was incredibly lame Georgia, get some good jokes, whore."
by CoconutMuffin February 25, 2011
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Snapple

by Snapplelover May 10, 2011
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scrapapple

Verb: to perform an indeterminate sex act of a very dirty nature (indeterminate because no one can fathom the sexy depths of its dirtiness), named so because "scrapapple" just sounds dirty, doesn't it? Scrapapple parties may involve numerous individuals, who (it is believed, since scrapapple parties are very secret) take turns scrapappling. It is a mix of the words scrabble and apple, for mysterious reasons.
"Girl, you're so fine, I want to scrapapple you!"
"Dear Joe, You're invited to our scrapapple party, as long as you sign this confidentiality agreement."
by Allisemily the Great December 12, 2008
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Snapple

An american soft drink with lots of empty calories and tooth-rotting sugar to boot. A sure way to become a diabetic in no time at all.
That dude is a snapple head. What a loser!
by DavidDuck October 26, 2013
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Snapple money

An insignificant amount of money relative to your income. Pocket change.
"Why doesn't her billionaire boyfriend just produce the play for her? He could do that with his Snapple money."
by chiagruff November 3, 2010
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Sandapples

Fuck, my sandapples are sweaty.

Ah babe, keep licking my sandapples, that feels so good!
by Belton MOLOTOW July 25, 2017
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