Smurple

A mix between the color smurf, (Blue) and the color purple.

"Lacie's pants weren't blue or purple, it was a mix of both, they were the color smurple"

by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005

Slurpy Swamp

When you have like 100 guys run train on a girl and the last dude has to eat her out.

"Man, I was the last dude on a slurpy swamp the other night."

"Right on dude."

by Slurpman June 7, 2020

smurphy

A tall dark handsome man who likes bon bons and the lottery! He has a job which is totally Chandler Bing and the shortest memory span in the entire universe. He failed primary one but somehow landed himself a job in which he gets flown all over the world to design some sort of computery systemy things... And the only peice of Spanish he knows is "how much is your pussy?"

Sarah: Uh-oh I think I'm falling for that guy

Natalie: Who Chicago? He's such a smurphy!

by CLASS_A_BIRD August 5, 2009

Kentucky slurpy

When someone is eating a girl out and then vomits into her vagina then continues to eat her out

Bobo: dude carter gave some girl a Kentucky slurpy!!!
Walter: holy crap thats fuckin nasty!!!

by carter,walter&devin are gay! July 9, 2010

Smurple

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.

I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005

Un-smurfy

Origin: The Smurfs - happy, joyful little blue creatures.

1. When the notion in question is the opposite of happy and joyful.

2. When something isn't quite right.

Example 1:

Person 1: <acting like a retard>
Person 2: Dude, you're acting so un-smurfy.

Example 2:

Person: Did you see that car wrapped around the telephone pole? How un-smurfy!

by Canadavey July 30, 2008

herpe slurpy

eating a chick out or giving a guy head that has herpes...pretty self explanitory

omg adam i cant belive you gave vicki a herpe slurpy

by lynard September 10, 2005