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Smorgasboredom

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.
I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.
by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009
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slurggle

the noise a wet fart/shart makes while you are sitting down
I don't know what was more embarrassing, having to leave the Mexican restaurant for new slacks after sharting or the loud slurggle that got everyone's attention
by bamasa37sb34 April 28, 2011
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Slurgin

Slut that acts like a virgin or more commonly
a virgin that acts like a slut.
Example 1
'Man, the way she acts, I bet she has fucked every boy in town'
'Nah mate, she's a total Slurgin'
Example 2
'Have you heard Neka is a total slut now'
'No way, she acts like such a virgin'
'Yeah, she's a slurgin'
by SnowBall_RozzaT January 25, 2013
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Flargady Smarg

Flargady Smarg is the best awkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you do that quantum physics Homework?

What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?

Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.
by PookiDiazErnstGrant May 24, 2010
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Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
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smorgy

smorgy! An orgy of St. Matthew's students, referring to the phenomenon that occurs on grand cayman's St Matthew's University Medical School. Many of the students, although in relationsihps in their respective hometowns, prefer to cheat on their significant others when on the island...resulting in one big smorgy.
Bob: yoo you see that girl at Palms last night? She was totally on your johnson, you should hit that!

George: yeah man i was totally gonna do it but then i heard she had sex with John and Rick already...i'm not tryina get pulled into a smorgy you know?

Bob: true.

George: true.
by Super Chocolate Bear November 18, 2009
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Smorgasbong

1. A piece that is filled up with all different types of weed.

2. Multiple pieces each filled with a different type of weed smoked in quick succession.
Yo man, fire up that smorgasbong I'ma rip this one.
by the judester January 20, 2009
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