Bug smuggler

A person who illicitly transfers bugs or insects from place to place, often across international borders.

Michael is a bug smuggler, he got caught with 1,000 centipedes at Auckland International Airport.

by Manu Vatuvei December 13, 2014

louisville smuggler

Sex act of a woman giving oral sex, and anal pleasure with a vibrator to a man, while she is shitting in a toilet.

Dude, she hit him with the Louisville Smuggler!

by Punker1977 May 15, 2015

smugmercial

A commercial that doesn't advertise anything specific but insults your intelligence. Usually has an actor or spokesperson talking up a product or industry that has earned a bad name.

Those "corn sugar" ads are such smugmercials.

by joeyjojoshabadoosr June 4, 2011

grape smugglers

Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.

Often seen on European, particularly French, males.

wow, that dude is wearing grape smugglers

by Jamie W February 24, 2004

bum smuggler

Long sweaters worn by obese womean to hide the actual size of their ass.

A woman who hides her true obesity by wearing long sweaters draped over her fat ass.

Alice wore a bum smuggler on her date to hide her big ass.

That girl has a fine face, but I think she is a bum smuggler.

by cheeks1128 February 5, 2010

Prune Smuggler

A younger man who is banging, or trying to bang older women. For example, a 24 year old who's screwing, or trying to screw a 60+ year old.

Chuck: Dave, I saw you car at Rose's house last night. WTF?

Dave: Huh, Nothin'. I was helping her with her computer.

Chuck: Bullshit, you Prune Smuggler... did she take her teeth out first?

Dave: <silence>

by -Kley- December 7, 2010

butter smuggler

When a man does not wash after coitus, and walkes around with a chotch full of love juices.

Max from TMZ is a butter smuggler.

by Larito Longlove December 26, 2011