smorning

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

by gottahavfaith January 29, 2007

smourning

Mourning over the fact that there's no smores left..

Last night was tragic. I had the munchies and I kept eating and eating until their was no more. I woke up in a cold sweat to find all the smores were gone.

Girlfriend: Yo, where all the smores at?

Me: I ATE THEM ALL
Girlfriend: You asshole. Now we must totally smourn their loss.

Mourning over the fact that there's no smores left - Smourning

by DeryckSmelvin March 1, 2016

Cook Sourcing

when someone steals your shit then tells you that you should thank them for the privilege

The text in the Definition was lifted from someone else who posted it on the Cook Source Facebook page. So a Meta-Cook Sourcing, of sorts. Oh yeah- you're welcome.

by Skippy Sleestak November 5, 2010

Grad Sourcing

Creating graduate school projects for all the students to perform which feeds directly into your research, or gives you new ideas to research.

Grad Sourcing seems to be how Mr. Schaeffer performs most of his work.

by bubbagum November 6, 2012

hyper aggressive sounding with a screw

The act of forceably inserting a screw into one's pee hole as a form of sick and sadistic torcher

I will perform hyper aggressive sounding with a screw if you don't stop pissing me off

by Zac9919 May 26, 2021

Smorning

Sunday morning. Used when you wake up after a big night out and can't even pronounce the day of the week.

I woke up smorning butt naked in Corona.

by codcod November 22, 2011