Scottsdale Burner

A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.

My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.

My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.

by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023

snotty scotts man

the act of blowing ur wad into a girls nose, she then blows it on the ground u dip ur nuts in it and she licks it off

i never thought i would meet a girl who would do the snotty scotts man

by Tuna_D_Fish November 3, 2010

Swinging Scottsdale Swallow

When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!

Hey, lets go give Jamal the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow! It always is a hit at our swingers party!

by sexyin suburbia October 25, 2017

Scottsdale 1-2

Refers to an instance when one goes to release a fart and ends up sharting his/herself. The person then vomits as a result of the disgust from the sharting. To acheive a Scottsdale 1-2, the shart (1) must come before the ralphing (2).

I had Taco Bell for my last six meals, the Scottsdale 1-2 was virtually inevitable.

I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.

by Reggie Stallwater November 3, 2010

Scottsdale

Welcome to Scottsdale,
were life revolves around fake tans, big boobs guys who are dicks, and wiggers.

life here is a popularity contest, oh yeah and it doesn't matter if you have a great personality all people care about is how pretty you are on the outside.

So who wants to live in scottsdale?
I think no one

MMM that girl from Scottsdale had BIG ASS BOOBS DUDE!

by IWantToLeaveScottsdaleNOW May 13, 2009

The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

Scotts

Scotts was one of the oldest established shipyards in the world it was situated in Greenock on the banks of the river Clyde, Later Merged With Rival Yard 'Lithgows' in Port Glasgow, now sadly gone, all that remains is the worlds oldest Drydock(unused)

My Father Worked in Scotts

by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006