Sir Smithington

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.

Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.

by golgathontheflatulent January 24, 2011

slothin'

to behave and act in the way of a sloth i.e. eating food, being slow, moping around and being altogether lazy.

"Man, you're slothin' so hard. Get up and do your homework."

by take April 1, 2013

John Smithin' It.

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.

Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?

by Meggybby September 11, 2011

Smithing off

The act of masturbating in public places. For example a school or a work place.

John: Hey did you see that kid smithing off in class.

Marshall: yeah dude that is so disgusting.

by M.J. Moobs September 1, 2009

Smithin' It

To grab another guy's man boob and squeeze repeatedly to be funny.

Oh, dude, I was just totally smithin' it on Bob yesterday. It was hilarious!

by Gary2234 September 30, 2010

smithin

A guy that is amazing at getting rejected and most probably Indian. Loves dunkin donuts and has a giant penis

Smithin loves to eat anything

by Nowe February 21, 2017

smoothing it

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

by blacklung4 June 10, 2011