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JJ Smoof

noun/adj

An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.
"Look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he's JJ Smoof or somebody."

or

"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"

or

"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.
by dirkdiggler9969 May 27, 2009
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Smoove B

1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.
1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.
by Lucy March 14, 2005
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smoofer

this word can substitute for any word that may not be appropriat to say at a particular time or place. if you are talking to someone about something private and dont want otehr people to understand what you are saying say SMOOFER!!!
i went home today and had me a nice smoofer

chris and me smoofered for almost 2 hours last nite!

pass me the smoofer
by Brittney Campbell May 10, 2005
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Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.
Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.
by Uananinominious April 26, 2006
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smoover

Hello, police? I got hit wit a smoover? You know, dat thing you smoove yo clothes wit.
by assmunch August 24, 2003
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Smoove money

Smoove Money is a excellent name for meaning of hansom, sexy, loyal, and etc. You will be very lucky to find you one of these type people
I heard the boy loyal, i think smoove money will treat me right
by Smoove Money February 15, 2020
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smoovey

A word created by stab , smoovey ( adjective )
combination of smooth and groovey ; widely used by many people thanks to “ stab “ adding to our extensive knowledge and vocabulary
stab : yo 19 your new beat smoovey

19thou : bro what does that mean

stab : smoovey
by iayzefanboy11 September 12, 2023
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