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Skooties: 1) Slang. Combonation of the words skirt and boobies, to describe the quality, firmness and beauty of a womans ass while she is wearing a skirt. 1) Slang: Combonation of the two words cooties and skater, refering to the transmiting of cooties from a skater to an unsuspecting person.
1)Gawd daum! check it! them skooties walking down the street..mmmm..bet ya i could bounce a quater off them hip-high skooties.
2) Fuck naw! them some nasty-ass saggin skooties! she got the mom-butt yo!

Popular girl: Ewww. Trevor don't be touching me in my private area, fer all i know you be giving me skooties, you skootie ridden skater punk!
Trevor: So, you want to stop having sex now then?
by JamesEX May 13, 2004
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smoopies

noun, plural.
Any of the purplish, furry, kernel-like creatures inhabiting desert-like areas. Quite small in size; are known for their love for cartwheels and blowing in the wind like tumbleweed.
Smoopies are so cute!!
by thesmoopy March 8, 2009
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smootie

1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.
Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.
by Farbe January 10, 2009
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smoothies

When things are understood, going well or went well.
Bubba: How are things?
Joe Smokey: Things are awesome!
Bubba: Smoothies!
by hdfrey November 2, 2010
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smoobies

Sweaty man boobies. Much like moobies, but far worse.
I've noticed that since I've begun to lose weight, my smoobies are getting smaller. What should I do?
by Señor A. May 1, 2008
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snooties

a narcotic (alkaloid) extracted from coca leaves; used as a surface anesthetic or taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive
Mellowman sure loves his snooties
by MELLOWMAN_LOVES_SNOOTIES March 3, 2011
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Smoobies

Small boobies on attractive women. Typically b cup size or smaller and perky in nature. Women with smoobies can comfortably go out wearing sweaters with no bra and are confident about their bodies.
I like girls with smoobies and a plum ass.”
“She’s just my type, perky smoobies and legs for days.”
by Adam Fucking Ward August 16, 2020
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