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nicole smoot

an amazing person, kind hearted, always there for you when you down. probably the best person you will ever have the pleasure to meet
dude, nicole smoot is soooooo awesome
by Jordan Glenn October 25, 2008
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nicole smoot

awesome person who is amazingly beautiful and has a great personality, you can really be yourself around this person
Dude that girl must be nicole smoot hes awesome
by Jordanskee October 6, 2008
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smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 16, 2008
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Smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 17, 2008
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Smoot is a male who is addicted to performing oral pleasure on a another female, both in the vaginal and anal region.
Eskimo bro 1: Bro, she’s on her period and I came in her so don’t be a smoot

Eskimo bro 2: Dude, you think I give a fuck? I’m a smoot for life!!
by Zaddyshome December 4, 2018
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Smoot

When you plan to do something very smoothly and it goes horribly fucking wrong.
Him: You wanna dance?

Her: *throughs drink in his face*

Friend: How did it go bro?

Him: Smoot
by Radizio November 12, 2018
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In 1958, an MIT student named Oliver Smoot measured a bridge as a part of a fraternity pledge. But he wasn't allowed to use a ruler or tape measure. He had to use himself. He laid down at the start of the bridge, a couple of students marked where his head and his feet were, and then he moved over and laid down again. After an hour and a half of this, results were in: The bridge was 364.4 smoots long.
1 Smoot = 1.7014270033 meters
1 Smoot = 5.5821095909 feet
Girl: "I like tall guys that are random"
Guy trying to impress her: "I'm 1,18 smoots"
by Not Ferox January 8, 2019
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