Smollett 

When you pay two guys to beat you up while you perform auto erotic asphyxiation with a noose. Most pay a little more so that at the point of maximum pleasure the guys performing the beat-down yell, "This is MAGA Country" and pour bleach on you.

Hey did you hear Jessie treated himself to a Smollett for the season premier of Empire? He said it was great, but ruined a good pair of jeans with the bleach.

Smollett by Bradtasm March 26, 2019

Smollett 

To get away with a crime by having attorneys sell their souls for you, by acting disturbingly arrogant while professing innocence, even in the face of overwhelming evidence, and by using your fame as a weapon.

O.J. smolletted, fooled a group of ignorant jurors even though he killed two people, and hid out on a golf course for many years. Jussie smolletted but still thought he'd have a career and be able to show his face in public.

Smollett by NormanConquest March 26, 2019

juicy smollett 

A person who genuinely believes that their “shit doesn’t stink.” Once this person realizes that every other single person around them finds the smell of their shit does in deed smell absolutely horrid, the offender quickly attempts and with very poor acting skills to shift the blame elsewhere.

My friend Jessie farted in the elevator and tried blaming me. He’s a real “juicy smollett.”

juicy smollett by Bravowhiskey April 18, 2022

Smollett 

Hate Crime Hoax.

Jack, "You see that some white cadet wrote "Go Home Nigger" on that black Air Force cadet's door?"

Ralph, "Seriously dude? Almost 100% of these hate crimes are Smollett's."

Smollett by An Fírinne Hurts April 16, 2019

SMOLLETT 

SMOLLETT - Noun. To file a questionable report. Such as one that results in 16 indictments by a grand jury for filing a false report.

Dude, WTF you gotta be shitting me, he filed what...; thats so fucking not true, don't Smollett me, man...!

SMOLLETT by RangerGeek June 25, 2019

Smollett 

n. The use of false racism to earn clout or attack bystanders

That smollett almost ruined the bakery's owners.

Smollett by Suya October 30, 2022

smollettitty 

Micro-mini imagined grievances against those who created everything you enjoy.

Muh smollettitty grows cuz all Crackers dunt kiss muh azz.

smollettitty by deckchaironthetitanic April 6, 2019