by Chewy Tonight September 16, 2010
Get the Bone Smooch mug.a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.
by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006
Get the cock smock mug.What being a smoochie means is being a hoe, thot, slut or anything of the sort. You would be called a smoochie
by Isa-kun December 2, 2021
Get the she a smoochie mug.1.)one who smothers womens tits in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants
by jarret and pat October 7, 2008
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Get the cooter smooch mug.A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.
Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....
by Great Seany October 1, 2017
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