The Dirty Smitty

The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.

Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.

by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011

Smitty's

The greatest snowboard,wakeboard,and skateboard shop in Rhode Island. They have the best customer service and everyone there knows what they are talking about.

smitty's sells wakeboards,skateboards,snowboards,skate shoes,clothing,outerwear, ect.

by ********************** May 27, 2006

smitty

Saying or doing something that makes a person look stupid or foolish. Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

"Man I just pulled a smitty when I tried talking to that girl!" or "That was a smitty move when you gave her your number."

by Hamzah August 30, 2005

Smitty

To cancel on someone at the last moment, often without notice

I can't be bothered to go tonight, I'm just going to Smitty this one out.

by DaveOUK December 9, 2008

Smitty Saturday

A Saturday spent with a person with the nickname Smitty.

"Can you hang out on Saturday?"

"Sorry i can't. Its smitty saturday, i'll be hanging out with my friend Smitty."

by Therealeric November 27, 2012

Smitty

The most American title a Smith can be bestowed. This was created when a certain sect of the Smith family that formed in the early 1900s after an extremely American boy was born to an extremely American family. He had many children, the oldest of which passed on this nickname of Americanness and passed it down to his son, who had earned the title at only fourteen. Many claim this title, but there is only one Smitty family.

Andre: Wow, Smitty's so American. He does things normal people find fucked up and isn't afraid of admitting it.

by TheDanzanator March 27, 2010

Smitty

A smitty is a retarded male squirrel that enjoys beating its dick to pictures of pedophiles raping dogs

Man that smitty is really getting into it

by Nut_Buster April 13, 2017