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smitthy
a lazy human being that constantly picks his nose and discusses useless race issues that are irrelevant to actual work.Has no idea of the actual meaning of the four letter word, "work".Also constantly endorses OBAMA but is not registered to vote.
That guy just pulled a smitthy he hasn't done anything all day but talk about irrelevant race issues that don't pertain to work. Doesn't he notice that no one is listening to him, ughhh!! iT'S SO ANNOYING.

So we were at work the other day and we were real busy, and this guy sits down and starts talking about politics he just heard on t.v. the worst part about it was that he tried to pass the information off like it was his own, like he does research, what a SMITTHY!!
Source: daniel birnsthil, san diego
smitthy by daniel birnsthil April 13, 2008
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 

He was #1
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's, his headstone only says "Smitty Werben"

Spongebob: It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!
More than a snitch = a smitch. Excessive snitching, or threats to snitch would make one smitchy...
Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.

Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..

Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.

Dude: Quit being smitchy...
smitchy by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen 

He was number one!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was clearly number one. It says so on his hat.

Titty smithy 

Mandick the titty smithy who molds titty Armor for every strong female video game character
Tom: I wonder how the females get such accurate Armour for their titties
Jacob: Mandick the titty smithy makes it
Tom: Thanks for telling me bro

smithy boy 

A faggot who tries to rap on the internet in a pre-pubescent voice, he also smokes marajuana while he raps and he recently became well known due to Smithy Boy and the crew ft. L Dot who is a scrubber with a speech impediment. He also thinks he is "Down wi da kids innit fam!"
smithy boy by ReFL3X July 12, 2014
being the shit or being amazing at everything. smittys are the bomb. yeehaw. smittys are yumilicious
p1-oh my gosh! are you a smitty?
p2-you know it baby👽😎
smitty by smittysister101 May 20, 2019
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