sherking

Masturbating in the shower.

Brian: What took you so long, were you sherking again?

by LionelFritzyJungle June 7, 2010

Smirking off

To smirk off, or also known as giving someone a "look" of smirkyness. This phrase was invented by a future female chemist.

"did you call me stupid?"
"No, I was saying something else and then i saw u turn so I said your name. why are you calling me stupid?"
"I didn't!"
" I saw you smirking off and so i thought you were calling me stupid"
"hahaha"

by Chemistry smurfer March 8, 2010

smerfin

1. givin somebody head

Man you look like you be smerfin like shit!!

Aye you smerf

by D.C. babygirl July 9, 2006

Slerking

The slow motion of Twerking

The club started playing slow jams so me and my girls had to start slerking

by dbreezy June 25, 2014

smirkin

bad or fake-looking moustache

'look at that guys ugly smirkin.'

by john fortunato February 14, 2008

Smurking

A combination of smuggle and lurking. To smuggle information while lurking.

How did he know that? i dont know, he must have smurked it of Facebook. Dude that kid needs to stop smurking

by biglurktm December 9, 2009

smerging

when a male sniffs the seat of womens bicycles ad maturbates over the aroma

lee saw stella riding her bike through the park, as she dismounted he promptly placed his nose on the warm seat and began smerging as hard as he could until he cum in his pants.

by stellahogan October 14, 2008